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Monday saw the transfer deadline finally pass across Europe, several weeks after the Premier League window shut.
There were some big moves made on the final day of trading, while other clubs publicised their transfer business by having a cheeky dig at sides on social media.
Cristiano Ronaldo walks red carpet at Portugal awards gala
Cristiano Ronaldo took the top honours at the Quinas de Ouro award gala on Monday night, claiming the Portuguese player of the year prize for a record 10th time.
Portugal's stars may be champions of Europe and the Nations League, but not all of them conquered the red carpet.