Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp debuts new teeth before crunch UCL showdown

With the January transfer window still some way from opening, Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp still managed to debut a scintillating new signing during his midweek press conference.

Indeed, the German lit up the entire media room at Melwood when he flashed his winning smile for the first time, only to reveal a set of freshly whitened and straightened teeth.

It would appear that the German has now saved up enough money to plump for the same glow-in-the-dark procedure favoured by Roberto Firmino.

They really should come with a dimmer switch.