With the January transfer window still some way from opening, Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp still managed to debut a scintillating new signing during his midweek press conference.
Jurgen Klopp and his new teeth. pic.twitter.com/ldDTcuOmxZ— Mootaz Chehade (@MHChehade) December 5, 2017
Indeed, the German lit up the entire media room at Melwood when he flashed his winning smile for the first time, only to reveal a set of freshly whitened and straightened teeth.
It would appear that the German has now saved up enough money to plump for the same glow-in-the-dark procedure favoured by Roberto Firmino.
They really should come with a dimmer switch.