Manchester United strolled to a comfortable 3-0 win over Basel upon their return to the Champions League group stage on Tuesday night.
However, while the result was perfectly agreeable, Jose Mourinho was left to grumble about the complacency shown by his team in the second half and their unwillingness to simply secure the victory.
"At 2-0 we stopped playing seriously and stopped making right decisions," Mourinho complained after the final whistle.
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"We could have put ourselves in trouble. We were playing fantasy football, PlayStation football. I don't like it, the flicks and tricks."
Of course, it wasn't long before the official PlayStation Twitter account took umbrage at the United manager's critique.
It would appear that you're damned it you do and you're damned if you don't when you play under Mourinho.
It's almost as if he enjoys finding something to complain about after matches, no matter how ultimately insignificant.