Call off the competition, because Besiktas have officially emerged victorious in this summer's race to create the most magnificent player unveiling video.
Roping in veteran winger Ricardo Quaresma and new signing Pepe, the Turkish club have produced a work of pure viral nonsense to announce their acquisition of Alvaro Negredo.
— Beşiktaş JK (@Besiktas) 2 August 2017
The video features a chain of phone calls in which each player convinces the next to sign up by pleading that they "Come to Besiktas" -- all set to a banging Euro-trance beat.
Of course, it's the elite acting displayed by Messrs Quaresma, Pepe and Negredo that truly propels the clip to the level of "masterpiece".