There aren't many things we enjoy here at ESPN Towers more than an awkward photograph - so a huge thank you to Roma defender Ashley Cole for this gem.
The former Arsenal and Chelsea left-back latched uncomfortably on the end as his new team-mates posed for a photograph during their pre-season tour of the US in a position we call "new kid at school".
Let's just hope Francesco Totti doesn't flush his head down the toilet...
Ashley Cole bonding nicely with his new Roma teammates… pic.twitter.com/9wK3lxQV0s— Who Ate All The Pies (@waatpies) July 29, 2014
The internet didn't take long to start having its fun, either.
The Roma players' average positions from the United game speaks volumes about Ashley Cole's squad integration. pic.twitter.com/DQIqWZSwzT— Alwyn Payne (@AlwynPayne) July 30, 2014