In the latest edition of our favourite quotes of the week, Victoria Azarenka defends her grunting, Mark Bosnich does a silly and Andy Murray has a panicky moment before his Palace visit.
"5 days later and still no replacement phone. @O2 insurance is an absolute joke!!!!!!!!!"Bath's Martin Roberts with a decidedly off-script Twitter swipe at England's shirt sponsors ... lucky he's a Welshman
"In tennis it's weird because everybody keeps complaining that people grunt but if you watch any other sport [they do]"We see where you're coming from Victoria Azarenka, but you're still bad when it comes to grunting
"We've been throwing around a lot of names but there's one person that I haven't heard mentioned - even though I've got more reason than anyone not to suggest him"Probably because, Mark Bosnich, no one else is crazy enough to suggest Sir Alex Ferguson as the new boss of Australia
"Taking Switzerland to the 1994 World Cup was a real achievement. But I'm English; you can't get away from the fact it means a little bit more to you when you can do it with your own country"Roy Hodgson struggles to hide his emotions after guiding England to next year's World Cup
"She changed coaches more times than I changed wives. And that's true, right now"Legendary tennis coach Nick Bollettieri has his say on Laura Robson splitting with coach Miles Maclagan
"At least he can enjoy our games without having to worry about the result"England coach Stuart Lancaster invites his football counterpart Roy Hodgson to a game at Twickenham
"In the middle of a drug test hahaha I'm goin to be late!!!"Andy Murray sees the funny side as he's held up for his OBE ceremony at Buckingham Palace
"If Chelsea fans at Norwich are singing: 'Jose Mourinho', and the other guys sing 'F**k off Mourinho', I don't think it's aggressive hostility. It's better than them ignoring me"We always love to hear what Jose Mourinho has to say about things
"I'm happy to be here, but that's where The Alien comes in"Bernard Hopkins says he is not of this world. Beware Karo Murat
"Someday I'll tell the story of how much we offered that f*****. People will f****** s***. It made no sense"UFC president Dana White reveals he tried to tempt Fedor Emelianenko into a megabucks fight with Brock Lesnar
"I don't need to worry about refereeing decisions, agents or the press any more"Sir Alex Ferguson can now enjoy watching Manchester United without worrying about anything except the weather
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